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Okay so you are here on this page probably because you have been screwed somewhere along the line by a Lawyer right? Maybe not, it is also "more likely than not" if you are not one of the aforementioned, well, then we strongly suspect you are one of the Lawyers who either screwed us, or someone, for certian, and you are without question anxious to figure out what the hell you are going to do now with this new web site on line exposing your truth.

Notwithstanding the obvious, we all have a job to do much like say... the media has to report matters of public interest (under Constitutional Responsibility we note) see the "freedom of press" "truth" enacted to protect the public with journalism recognized as a necessary "watchdog." This, for example, is precisely why K.P.H.O. Channel 5 in Phoenix does the ever loved "Dirty Dining Report" every Thursday right before we eat dinner. Of course every American has no idea that they might get sick when they notice they have entered a "greasy spoon" so we baddly need Channel 5 to help us with that however, just by looking arround a bit and applying awareness to the situation, we could all easily find the door and a cleaner place to eat.

What we can't effectively do is determine who to trust in the legal system especially when it comes to Lawyers, ask any one, even the Lawyers for the most part. Clearly, when it comes to that, the public can not even trust the State Bar of Arizona to discipline or remove Lawyers from practice so instead of doing something about all this, we have Boston Legal to laugh at. But ask any person taken for thousands of dollars or even just several hundred which is just "hello and lunch" for most of them and we can see we don't need a "Dirty Dining" report, we do need a "Dirty Lawyer" report. We also need a media outlet that gives a crap about the way people get screwed by the system in place of glorifying the authorities who eventually they report on being corrupt offenders in one way or another. The time for being this change we wish to see in the world has come, so here it is...

Yes, azjusticenews.com reciently had one reporter and another victim contact KPHO and they recorded that call, however, there it was just as we find it everywhere, initial shock and concern and then siding with ignorance, complacency, apathay and out right don't care attitudes after saying they would send out a reporter the next day. And so, for those of you who have been waiting for this launch of our independant news service, we will have the whole "Apathy" story out there soon, until then click the link below to check out who we will be reporting on in the near future with regard to pending our "soon to be" valid complaints just like you all write to us about. Oh, and yes to all of you who haven't received email replies yet, we will be posting your complaints when you get file numbers from the Arizona State Bar Association, for no fee and as some of you already heard... yes we have received multiple complaints on the same Attorneys and the notion that patterns are developing seems to hold true. In the meantime, click the link below and review the list in progress while we wait for the investigators at KPHO, our brother and sister reporters, to get back to us on uh, ah, the ah, TRUTH in contrast to what they get told from "The Authorities."

(Click Here for the Dirty Lawyer Report List to Date)

P.S. Our Favorite Lawyer Joke:

A man walking along the beach discovers a bottle in the waves and sand washing up to the shore. He picks up the bottle and rubs off some of the sand before popping off the glass covered cork. Suddenly as one might expect, a huge billowing cloud of smoke emerges from the open bottle. The man jumps back a few feet and stares as a large man like figure appears before his eyes, the subject is wearing a suit and tie although barefoot in the sand and is carrying a brief case. The Man immediately asks: "Are you a genie?" to which the figure replies: "Well sort of, you see I am a Lawyer Genie." The Man is anxious to learn more but has one concern only on his mind and asks: "Do I get three wishes?" And the Lawyer Genie replies: "Well yes, you do but..." Now before the Strange Genie can finnish what he is attempting to tell his new found "master client" the man blurts out: "I WANT A RED FERRARI" and in an instant, boom! Right there on the beach, tires in the sand and waves rushing up, there is a Brand New Red Ferrari sitting there beside them, engine running and all as the Genie sighs, takes a breath and speaks further as the man runs his hands all up and down the gleaming hood. The Genie continues: "you see my new master client, I am a Lawyer Genie and it's a bit different, what this means is that what ever you wish for, well, every Lawyer in the world gets double, and so, my hasty master, every Lawyer, in the world, just got TWO Brand New Red Ferrari's. The Man looked up and didn't really appear to be concerned or perhaps was not even yet paying close attention and started to speak, but the Lawyer Genie silenced him and repeated: "Now slow down, I said every Lawyer in the World gets double, do you understand that? The man just starred a second as if not really concerned about the secret clause at all and blurted out: "I WANT A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS" As the Genie now jumped back alarmed at his hurry shaking his head and again expecting this guy had no clue. The Man saw the Lawyer Genie's disappointment and clearly laughed it off, asking: "Where's my money, is that what's in the brief case?" The Lawyer Genie shook his head more and said, no, (sigh) that's not what's in the brief case, we don't work like that, in the glove box of the car is a passbook." The Genie now took out a notepad and started writing on it, then handed the Man a special note telling him: "This is your account number, you have a Swiss Bank Account now with $100,000,000.00 in it but you really have to listen to me here because every Lawyer in the World, just got a Hundred Million Bucks and..." But before the Lawyer Genie could finnish, the man jumped in the Ferrari, revved up the motor threw her in gear and stuck his head out the window as the Lawyer Genie shouted: "Wait wait, slow down here you don't know what you are doing you need to take your time with this, what's the hurry, you better listen to me now because..." And the Man interrupted the Lawyer Genie again shouting over the engine: "I STILL HAVE ONE MORE WISH DON'T I? And the Lawyer Genies said yes but you must thin about this because... EVERY LAWYER WILL GET DOUBLE WHAT YOU ASK FOR (as if the man still didn't get the catch) " The man spun the tires a bit in the sand and shouted to the Lawyer Genie: "I'M IN A HURRY HERE, YOU SEE, I KNOW MY THIRD WISH... I WANT TO DONATE A KIDNEY!"